NINJA TUMBLR ATTACK!
Nov 16
“It felt like there was a party in my stomach, and someone invited an asshole.”
— Orion, RE: McRib
Dec 28
Earths and Ladders
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Matt:
ummm
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Matt:
i think brutal retardation may be happening
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Matt:
theyve got a ladder resting against the air duct
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Matt:
no real support?
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Jon:
dude, we're on a giant ball of rock and magma hurtling through the galaxy not attached to anything, don't talk to me about support
Oct 05
Executive Lunch
Matt: want to take an executive lunch?
Jon: is that where steven segal is a chef and falls out of a plane?
Me: if it’s what jon said, then i’m in
Sep 10
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Aug 29
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Aug 22
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Aug 20
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Aug 13
[video]
Aug 11
Emergency Contacts and Cell Phone Memory
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receptionist:
what is your emergency contact's relationship with you?
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me:
she's my fiancée
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receptionist:
what is her phone number?
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me:
uhhh... i dunno
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receptionist:
<uncontrollable laughter>
Jun 08
[video]
May 26
Lyrical Interjection
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me:
fucking hell
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me:
this has been quite a morning
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chuck:
yeah?
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me:
yeah
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chuck:
YEAH?
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me:
YEAH
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jon:
mony mony
Apr 16
“I’m a fucking unstoppable whirlwind of menial labor.”
— J. Sullivan
Feb 26
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