NINJA TUMBLR ATTACK!

Nov 16

“It felt like there was a party in my stomach, and someone invited an asshole.” — Orion, RE: McRib

Dec 28

Earths and Ladders

Oct 05

Executive Lunch

Matt: want to take an executive lunch?
Jon: is that where steven segal is a chef and falls out of a plane?
Me: if it’s what jon said, then i’m in

Sep 10

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Aug 29

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Aug 22

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Aug 20

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Aug 13

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Aug 11

Emergency Contacts and Cell Phone Memory

Jun 08

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May 26

Lyrical Interjection

Apr 16

“I’m a fucking unstoppable whirlwind of menial labor.” — J. Sullivan

Feb 26

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