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Via kfan and inky:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

  1. One weapon.
  2. One song blasting on the speakers.
  3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

I choose:

  1. Boxing Gloves
  2. Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - Army of Zombies
  3. Merlin Mann
Reblogged 3 years ago from inky (Originally from kfan)
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  1. imanol reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:
    1. Gravity Gun from HL2 2. Feuer Fire, by Rammstein 3. Bill Kilgore
  2. kaci reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon....One song blasting on
  3. onefootinthegrave reblogged this from kfan and added:
    2 .45 caliber Colt 1911 pistols...Motorhead - Iron Fist
  4. bricorama reblogged this from kayrutledge and added:
    A nail gun Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin (One of Eric’s ‘cuts’). Martha Stewart
  5. attentiondoozers reblogged this from inky and added:
    1. .45 Magnum with hollow-point shells (cop killas) 2. Over The Hills And Far Away - Led Zeppelin 3. Ernest Hemingway
  6. ninjabot reblogged this from inky and added:
    Boxing Gloves Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - Army of Zombies Merlin Mann
  7. zalpz reblogged this from inky and added:
    The pistol from Halo CE Robot Rock Daft Punk Tony Stark
  8. kayrutledge reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:
    A banana. Walls- Emery. Anthony Bourdain.
  9. joshuagd reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:
    1. An axe. Gives a bit of a reach, and if the bade flies off the handle, you still have a cub. 2. “Beautiful World” by...
  10. evanwalsh reblogged this from knockout and added:
    I would choose: A crowbar (most efficient anti-zombie weapon ever made) Micro Cuts by Muse Simon Pegg, of course!
  11. knockout reblogged this from inky and added:
    1. Hattori Hanzos Last Katana 2. “Song 2” by Blur 3. (Hands down) Chuck Norris
  12. inky reblogged this from kfan and added:
    choose: Quake III’s rocket launcher Pig Destroyer – Towering Flesh Nigel Lambert
  13. mccaitlin reblogged this from kfan and added:
    those super cool ‘Needler’ guns...Halo. Yeah, you know
  14. stockssn reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    1. Captive bolt pistol (thanks to No Country I know this exists) 2. Andrew W. K. - Party Hard 3. A mix of Edward...
  15. mumblingmynah reblogged this from time-for-naps and added:
    I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon. 2. One song blasting on the...
  16. time-for-naps reblogged this from kfan and added:
    big stick with sharpened (non-blood) diamond ends....Wolf Parade - I’ll Believe in...
  17. nickminichino reblogged this from kfan and added:
    thought way too long about these. And I couldn’t narrow them down. Lip’s Stick The Microphones “The Glow Pt. 4...
  18. stryker reblogged this from kfan and added:
    Melvins: Sweet Willy Rollbar
  19. hungryghoast reblogged this from dyfl and added:
    This was simply too good....MY TURN: Hmmm, toughie… 1. Tempted to use a five-year old as...
  20. mikecourtien reblogged this from bg5000 and added:
    This is a tough one...an answer: 1) .44 Magnum (The most powerful gun in
  21. ardenashley reblogged this from doctornecessiter and added:
    1. Odachi sword 2. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC 3. Gregory Peck
  22. doctornecessiter reblogged this from vickyj and added:
    1. Chainsaw 2. Motörhead - “Ace of Spades” 3. Abraham goddamn-zombie-ass-kicking Lincoln
  23. kleptolovestory reblogged this from kfan and added:
    Season - The Zombies
  24. meghanagain reblogged this from kfan and added:
    Acrobatic slayeresque fighting powers...“The Rat,” by The Walkmen 3. Jason Bourne (movie...
  25. abbyjean reblogged this from kfan and added:
    my answers: flamethrower (as fire is especially effective...scaring and killing...
  26. 5500 reblogged this from kfan and added:
    ‘Dance This Mess Around’...The Doctor. Obvs.
  27. onionvolcano reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    1. Weapon: the Tasp, from Ringworld. It paralyzes with powerful orgasms. 2. Song: “Come and Get your Love” by Redbone....
  28. osmium reblogged this from kfan and added:
    old crappy lawnmower, almost out
  29. alexbalk reblogged this from maura and added:
    If I’m in a fucking mall I will welcome the sweet release of death with wide open, soon to be chewed off, arms. But I’ll...
  30. skeetonmischa reblogged this from kfan and added:
    A shotgun that shots super powerful shells that’ll make heads explode on contact as well as little fire breathing...
  31. vickyj reblogged this from barthel and added:
    I love this question!!!...A 2x4 with a couple of nails in it
  32. bg5000 reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    I was going to try my hand at this but i think Matt put together the perfect one:...Sounds...
  33. barthel reblogged this from maura and added:
    I really like Maura’s answers. I spend way too much time talking about #1 and #3 when I’m drunk (a friend’s...
  34. perpetua reblogged this from kfan and added:
    Green Lantern ring, and assuming that I have...Snap. I am fighting alongside Wolverine,...
  35. sarahb reblogged this from kfan and added:
    1. The throwing swords you get with full heart chambers...The Mamas and The Papas
  36. maura reblogged this from kfan and added:
    “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance....The women from How Clean Is Your...
  37. dyfl reblogged this from kfan and added:
    1.) A Green Lantern ring. 2.) “Rez” by Underworld. 3.) Orion of...New Gods. ON SECOND...
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