I am the Ninjabot. Read my things. Click my links. If you don’t, I’ll totally kill you. Also, my handle is an anagram. My real name is Bat Ninjo.Tumblr (3.0; @ninjabot)http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cudCajMNRM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cudCajMNRM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Luck or 1337 HAX?!</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/249051309http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/249051309Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:39:42 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MQQqDRFpNys&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MQQqDRFpNys&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Polar Obsession (National Geographic)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/247320618http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/247320618Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:45:04 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J_nyypY3qMM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J_nyypY3qMM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Soap Bubble Tornado</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/246206416http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/246206416Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:14:17 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hj5vOIrTEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/242804669http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/242804669Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:25:24 -0500<object name="kp" id="kp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" height="300" width="400" data="http://www.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/_35168/uiconf_id/1002330"><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/_35168/uiconf_id/1002330" /><param name="flashVars" value="entryId=http://s3.amazonaws.com/lazyjock/116467.flv&autoplay=false" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.fandome.com/video/116467/Dog-Loses-It-When-Soldier-Returns-From-Afghanistan/?q=k">Video - Dog Loses It When Soldier Returns From Afghanistan</a></p> <p>This is the happiest dog ever. And yes, dude, I think she remembers you.</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/242195418http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/242195418Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:16:59 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y3uVEET0sKs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y3uVEET0sKs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/Hot4Darmat1">Hot4Darmat1</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/238320709http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/238320709Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:46:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN9zpf5cT0M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GN9zpf5cT0M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Oooooohhh… Kirk Cameron is <i>crazy</i>. When the hell did this happen?</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/236113390http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/236113390Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:38:08 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zE5PGeh2K9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zE5PGeh2K9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Knock-Detecting Lock</p> <p> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/ookseer">ookseer</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/235145127http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/235145127Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:17:43 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7445036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7445036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7445036&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Middle Aged Wolf on Vimeo (via <a href="http://vimeo.com/7445036">Vimeo</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/235138456http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/235138456Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:08:41 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FOHJUrcVdJk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FOHJUrcVdJk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/TheZebu">TheZebu</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/229028410http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/229028410Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:45:13 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Ocre0kXgvg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Ocre0kXgvg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Snoop makes Mashed Potatoes (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/MarthaStewart">MarthaStewart</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/226170662http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/226170662Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:58:45 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XjwoVqM_qE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XjwoVqM_qE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Kasabian Football Hero (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/KasabianTour">KasabianTour</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/224888443http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/224888443Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:08:49 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xcxF9oz9Cu0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xcxF9oz9Cu0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Google Wave Cinema: Pulp Fiction (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/copyrighthater">copyrighthater</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/218245085http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/218245085Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:25:19 -0400<object width="400" height="324" alt="Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/1446068" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/1446068" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="324"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html">Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer Video</a></p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/213516599http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/213516599Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:16:10 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vJXPfznWLPU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vJXPfznWLPU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>nesP (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/robotswillkillyou">robotswillkillyou</a>)</p> <p>More about this unit <a href="http://www.forums.benheck.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=33844">here</a>. I really wish I was handy enough to build things like this on my own.</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/211254191http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/211254191Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:04:34 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxZkaEge0R8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxZkaEge0R8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>steve nash infomercial for vitaminwater’s facebook flavorcreator (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/vitaminwater">vitaminwater</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/193597442http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/193597442Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:44:16 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2T_obaO46Bo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2T_obaO46Bo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>‘Bacon is good for me!’ (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/FlyLo123">FlyLo123</a>)</p> <p>Scripted? Probably. Hilarious? Definitely!</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/174983707http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/174983707Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:15:11 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Winkers tm a 4 (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/WAJ1936">WAJ1936</a>)</p> <p>…</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/174882389http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/174882389Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:22:44 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ev7oLCwD3ME&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ev7oLCwD3ME&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Unbelievable! Absolute friendship between a man and 38 lions! (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/Skalcute">Skalcute</a>)</p>http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/173016390http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/173016390Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:51:48 -0400C Thomas: ninja punch attacks are lame<br /> it is all about zombie brain feasts now<br /> me: if he wanted to, a ninja could punch a zombie so hard that the universe would explode<br /> C Thomas: negative<br /> me: you believe what you want, mr. thomas<br /> C Thomas: tis not a belief<br /> me: when the ninja punch attack happens, you'll be dead so fast that you won't have time to regret your ignorance!<br /> C Thomas: that is like saying 'believe in gravity'<br /> me: i haven't had a conversation with you in like 6 years, and you're starting by picking a fight about ninjas and zombies?<br /> how about a "hey brent. how's it going?"<br /> C Thomas: how about 'hey brent, why the manlove for the ninja" <br /> i am bored in an Agile planning meeting<br /> me: i like to be in bed with the winning side<br /> C Thomas: harassing anybody on line<br /> me: fair enough<br /> tell you what, though... you can't get much more agile than a ninjahttp://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/172186670http://ninjabot.tumblr.com/post/172186670Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:41:22 -0400